The 12 days POTUS

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On the twelfth day of Christmas, the POTUS sent to me;
 
Twelve sounds of bombs a-drumming,
 
Eleventh hour planning,
 
Ten times the spending,
 
Nine Justices arguing,
 
Eight banks a-milking,
 
Seven ways to shame me,
 
Six ways to fleece me,
 
Five Nobel Votes,
 
Four Crying Lands,
 
Three French Mess,
 
Two terms by luck,
 
Ahh… the promise that we’d save trees!